some pump

When your hitting arms at the gym and your arms feel big.

" you get some pump off those alternating bicep curls my dude"

by Bonemasonary January 30, 2018

scooter pumping

When a group of guys get to and rub the heads of their dicks together until someone cums.

Hey Pat stop pushing so hard , you're going to make me cum too fast and lose at scooter pumping.

by tsiehta June 11, 2016

saucy pumps

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.

D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.

by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014

Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

thick and pumped

Rock solid and ready to take on a guy

I was thick and pumped pulling up to prom.

by Adrian Kukaj April 24, 2023

Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.

"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."

by Somnionaut January 22, 2013

pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.

Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.

by King kupa April 11, 2015