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Sweet Pumps

The sex appeal that one gives off, the more you have, it becomes sweet pumps. It's the sex they want from you.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick was lookin' at you...

Guy 2: Yeah she totally wants my Sweet Pumps...
by Diego the Mook March 4, 2008
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Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate
Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.
by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019
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saucy pumps

Saucy pumps are the magical hip thrusts the male makes after orgasm during coitus. After ejaculating into the female, he uses his own man sauce as a lubricant. This creates a wormhole in the vagina that leads to Valhalla, in which the male may feel sensations that his penis is being vandalized by a cornucopia of Valkyries noble enough for Odin's table in the best way. Often times, the sensation is so great that the male returns to a prime state of engorgement and may continue to pound himself (and herself) into a realm in which only divine beings and people who have taken a lot of DMT have reached.
D: Yo dude I got saucy pumps last night..
B: NO WAY? How was it?
D: I saw Jesus drinking das boot with Adolf Hitler and Tom Hanks.
by onewiththesauce November 16, 2014
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pump to the head

when your playing fortnite battle royale and you get shot in the head by a pump shotgun, usually said by famous youtuber Zach Fisher
by Zach fan May 15, 2018
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Pump Head

When you have a patient who just had open heart surgery and they are confused as hell from being "on-pump" during surgery.
That's a class case of pump head!
by Naterjack June 14, 2018
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Jamming the Pump

When you pump up the jam so much, that the pump gets jammed.
"D00d, I was just jamming the pump"
"You jam hard, bro."
by Somnionaut January 22, 2013
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pumping the derrick

When you are pinching a loaf and stand up and sit back down to squeeze the last bit of poo from your bowels.
Pumping the derrick: I was pumping the derick during my morning poo.
by King kupa April 11, 2015
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