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Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.
How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through
by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017
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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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Puke baby

A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.
Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby
by Knatbing April 2, 2024
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puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.
Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.
by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017
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street pukes

When the streets are full of piles of leaves and garbage and it gives the appearance of the street puking.
I didn't know the city was done picking up leaves, now it is pouring rain and there are Street pukes everywhere!
by InjunAbe November 19, 2017
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pleather puke

When you take a sniff inside a new car and then puke after words from that new artificial leather (pleather) smell.
I got a bad case of pleather puke when I got my new car last week.
by pleather puke boy October 10, 2008
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Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017
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