Not a pretzel

When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther

He pushed my leg up far while having sex and I said I'm not a pretzel and he pushed it up farther

by Kochst087 November 20, 2020

Pretzel

When your man bends your legs to far in sex and you say I'm not a pretzel and he bends your legs farther

Me: I'm not a pretzel daddy daddy: bends legs farther your my pretzel me:😒

by Angel stella November 30, 2020

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

Gretzel Pretzel

The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group

Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am

by Chutena April 22, 2021

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025