Preston

A stupid igly man with no bitches whos a pedo and mastrubates to his mothers asshole when looking at his mothers ass

Damn he a preston

by DickSucke June 1, 2022

Preston

He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him

Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…

by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022

Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.

Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.

by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022

Preston

A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.

Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.

by e24273012h March 31, 2022

Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.

I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.

by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022

preston petrie

He is just an opp

That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie

by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022

Preston

Preston is really arrogant and is mean and is fake and is very dirty minded

Don’t be friends with Preston

by CookieXlover March 13, 2022