Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!

by AverageMan December 8, 2013

premature deplanetation

The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?

Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.

Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.

by Miss Gradenko July 21, 2011

premature hehejaculation

A medical condition.

People suffering from this condition start laughing before the completing a joke.

Johny has a good stock of jokes and funny anecdotes to tell, but he suffers from premature hehejaculation.

by KulMan October 23, 2022

Premature power cored

When someone used their power cores too early.

For ex: “
Manajena: Grobie used his power cores during the Alliance Vs. Alliance event a day early “ ?
Docz: Yes he premature power cored all over alliance centre 1.

Grobie premature power cored a day early during AvA.

by Doczr October 7, 2025

premature ejacufetti

When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.

Did you see when the premature ejacufetti job the 76ers did when they didn't even win the game?

by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018

Premature Acceleration

The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.

Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.

by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022

premature inebriation

The act of getting drunk too soon before a scheduled drinking event, often caused by excitement for that event.

Pumped for the game tomorrow, they stayed up late and broke into the tailgate booze. Their premature inebriation left them too hung over to cheer the next day.

by Tommy Goggles August 1, 2012