by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018
Get the Prematurely laughing mug.Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.
by jackson cockload August 22, 2018
Get the prematurely skydivulated mug.A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.
Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"
by formula1reviews March 26, 2018
Get the Premature Termination mug.Premature Ejacuconfetti When your team thinks they hit a buzzer-beating 3 at the end of regulation so they eject their celebratory confetti only to be told it was a 2 pointer and then go on to lose in overtime.
Premature Ejacuconfetti Oh Philly, after tanking 8 straight seasons you still managed to find a way to get ahead of yourselves... 😂
by DjOmni June 2, 2018
Get the Premature Ejacuconfetti mug.When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.
by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018
Get the premature ejacufetti mug.When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect
by Oldinc June 10, 2018
Get the Premature textulation mug.When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.
Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.
by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019
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