pot snot

n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.

"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.

"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.

"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.

by Jace R. April 13, 2007

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil November 8, 2007

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

A pot of glue

Rhyming slang for a jew.

I think that man who sold me that dodgy toster was a pot of glue.

by kinderking July 1, 2010

Pot-Talker

When People talk about smoking in public in an usually high tone to let everyone know their total douchbags.

Tony: Hey did you hear about that new train-wreck maryjane bud? its hella good!

Rich: Hell yeah i did! train-wrecks the best bud in the world!

Tony: I know. one nug and im fucked.

Society: fuckin pot-talkers.

by Drosmokaaa April 29, 2010

Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy January 9, 2008