pot snot

n. a person that will only smoke the finest pot; refusing to smoke ditch weed or any other sort of "low grade" pot.

"Mandy, call Ryan and see if he can get us ANY smoke, we're out!" said Jace.

"But Bob will have better smoke than Ryan, lets just wait a few more days till we find Bob, I don't like Ryan's bad smoke." said Mandy.

"Mandy, You are such a POT SNOT!" exclaimed Jace.

by Jace R. April 13, 2007

potting shed

Where your mom yells at Jorge the Pool Boy.

"She was always yelling at Jorge in that potting shed."

by Eliot Reid January 26, 2004

pot Jesus

The guy who takes the blame so that others may smoke.

Damn, Greg totally played pot Jesus last night when the cops busted us.

by thephil November 8, 2007

A pot of glue

Rhyming slang for a jew.

I think that man who sold me that dodgy toster was a pot of glue.

by kinderking July 1, 2010

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014