Podestrian

Someone who would rather pay twice the price of a normal mp3 player of the same capacity blind to the fact that services like itunes harm the music industry.

'It's funny listening to those podestrians ramble on when they could have just got a creative for half the price'

by Hair LeMair January 23, 2005

Poker Face

An over weight female with an attractive face used for oral sex.
Poker Face
Poke-Her-Face

"Shorty had a poker face.. that means she a little over weight but I'll poker face!" - Hellaquent

by Hellaquent - HQT Productions May 14, 2009

wombat poker

Wombat Poker was founded in April 2011 and is/was the last standing fully legal and safe online poker site in the USA. The site's main founder and spokesperson is New York native Pete Lubrano who created Wombat Poker to provide a safe haven for the puppy without a home that he had become.

Wombat Poker features a 79% rakeback program and pays out in Wombat Dollaz. Wombat Poker admits that payouts will take between 90-120 Business Days but Wombat Poker has never had a customer service complaint. Wombat Poker also offers Wombat Points that can be exchanged for Wombat Goodiez in the Wombat Poker Store.

Person A: My money is stuck on FTP, yo I'm fuckin' worried.

Person B: My shit is on Wombat Poker, yo. Just cashed out 50K Wombat Dollaz this morning. My life > yours :)

by peteL May 8, 2011

Poker Face

BEST SONG EVER! Written AND composed by the one and only LADY GAGA, who became famous the real way, by booking gigs and working on talent, not by some stupid reality show, like american idol. Which is kind of ironic, considering she did a kick-ass performance on their stage.

"Poker face, to me, is perfection."- Lady GaGa.

by gagaforgaga April 13, 2009

poker face

A 'poker face' is when a guy shoots a load on a girl's face while the girl's expression doesn't change, despite the fact that she loves getting a facial. She keeps her 'poker face' because she knows that if she lets on that she enjoys it, her boyfriend will continually request to give her facials until the end of time.

Damn man, I didn't realize Julia loved getting facials until 6 months after we broke up. I can't believe she poker face 'd me.

by spandaucrockett April 9, 2009

$10-poker

A guy (or girl) that will poke anyone you want for only ten bucks.

I sendt my $10-poker to poke the principal in my school, that rocked!

by Hakiki March 30, 2004

Poker's Disease

A disease where you uncontrollably go onto Facebook and poke every single one of your friends. This is usually a result of boredom.

I saw my friend on the library computer the other day, suffering from Poker's Disease.

by thecrazymonkey March 5, 2009