mary jane's pleasure lane

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

by DS612 December 16, 2008

Nigga-Please!

usually used as shut up or yea right.

Max: "hey marco, you should let me hit a 20 off ya till next week"
Marco: "nigga-please!"

by Angel February 13, 2005

n, please

A polite abbreviation of nigga please or nigga, please.

Teacher: Johnny, have you completed your assignment?

Student: N, please.

by Dizzo May 18, 2006

pleasant grove

Pleasant Grove is, without a doubt, the "krunkest" place in the entire Dallas metroplex. Many people are familiar with the song "Oak Cliff, 'das my hood". Grove "rats" and Oak Cliff kids argue all the time about whos more "bawlin'". According to surveys and crime statistics based on the state of Texas, Pleasant Grove has 3 times as many murders as Oak Cliff, 12 times as many rapes, 5 times as many armed robberies, and is one of the leading problems in America as far as illegaly exported arms.

All information borrowed from google.com. Look up dallas county crime statistics. I'd post the link, but it wont let me.

I stay on Elam road. I walk around here and think, "If I wasn't strapped I'd be at home". I go to school in Oak Cliff and sometimes I walk around there. In Oak Cliff I think "God damn it's nice to walk around with nothing but fake gangsters and rich kids everywhere."

In Pleasant GRove news coverage has stopped depicting violent crimes in its articles because its old news. People die here everyday, it's nothin'. In Oak Cliff, some bitch gets stabbed and spends a night in the ICU and the whole fuckin' hood is now gangsta.

Y'all come over here, spend 30 minutes in my hood, then go home and be fuckin' glad this ain't the life you gotta live.

Thowin' it up fo' PG, East side niggas, what it is...

PLeasant Grove is the hardest mothafuckin' city in da WORLD.

by Pissed off PG resident May 3, 2006

Cock Pleaser

1- (noun) The mouth of a hot girl.

1- If she keeps running her cock pleaser, I am going to F It Up like a mad man!

2- You can often modify the term and add your name when you say the phrase. (EX) She kept flapping her "Don Pleaser" until I slapped my junk in it!

by ~The Don September 8, 2008

Forced Pleasure

when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.

Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.

Forced Pleasure

by Well, shit. March 2, 2018

please

In Cincinnati (Cincy), this is slang/short for "Could you please repeat that?"

Clerk: Ju orda da watr?
Cincinnatian: Please?
Clerk: Did you order the water?

by Red Tag Man October 23, 2005