Dong Pong

n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.

Bob: Dude I just won a sick game of Dong Pong
Frank: Wow, you're the manliest person ever now

by dong pong champ March 25, 2010

Pongist

One who discriminates against pong or those who play pong. Much like a nazi is to jews minus the burning and killing except in the most severe of cases.

Dan Knox

A pong player was beaten to death with his controller in a pongist attack.

by Moose Evans December 21, 2003

Pongo

to take a finger up your butthole by intense force and penetration

“fuck, my girl just pongo’d me!!! right in the ass!!”

by pongo18 September 4, 2018

ping pong genocide

When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.

Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...

by aisha12 January 23, 2011

Dick Pong

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012

People Ping-Pong

Used to describe someone who floats from one end of the room to another talking idle chit chat with each and every person without actually making prolonged and meaningful relationship contacts.

"Oh look, there's Darryl playing people ping-pong again... talking to this and that person about all sorts of things..."

by Blade-Jame June 12, 2008

pong

1. noun. game played on atari... one of the first games ever.
2.verb. to get an apple (preferably a red one though green ones work too) whipped at your nuts at more than 55 mph.

(definition 2 was created in per. 4 lunch at my school. jake and zak were throwing an apple back and forth and then gabe stood up and rafial stole the apple and threw it as hard as he could. it proceeded to hit gabe right in the nuts. mike fell on the floor laughing... from that day forth... pong was invented.)

1. "when i was your age i didnt play gta 3... i played PONG!" said dad.

2."why are you here?" asked the nurse. "i got ponged" retorted mike as he gell to the ground wincing in pane.

by killerinstinct456 July 17, 2006