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Philadelphia Fister

The Philadelphia Fister is both sexual and gourmet vegetarian cuisine. A person takes a 8 ounce piece of cream cheese and while grasping it with their fist, they penetrate a woman's vagina with it for a good 10-15 minutes, or until softened. Once softened, combine in a medium bowl with 1/2 cup mayonnaise. Mix until smooth (it should drip off the spoon). Add 1 cup diced celery (no need for onions, your girl took care of that taste element), paprika, and salt/pepper to taste. If this mixture is served on bread, this dish tastes identical to a tuna salad sandwich. It's a vagatarian delight!!
Yo, you almost got the cream cheese ready yet? I need to pack my Philadelphia Fister sandwich before I go to work!
by PMonzingo June 24, 2006
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philapathy

To feel and care about someone else to the point where one creates a sense of the other person/animal's state of being. It may or may delusion, however the root of the person's belief stems from his/her imagination. In reality, the other person does not care. The other person is apathetic but the sympathetic/empathetic person projects emotions onto what he/she is observing.

A person feeling philapathy may or may not be right depending on the circumstance. However, philapathy is an imaginative sense nonetheless.
That person is in a corner so therefore he/she is lonely. In fact, that person in the corner does not care to associate with anyone in the room but the onlooker does not understand from his/her point of view because the onlooker would not feel the same way under the same circumstance. The reason why this person projects this state is always due to love or caring for that individual who displays apathy.

A person feeling philapathy will often think he/she know what another is feeling but may or may not be right.
by magnusaffect August 15, 2009
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Philanthropiness

Of, or containing, significant philanthropy.
Billionaires John Longson and Harry Nustack exposed their philanthropiness to the entire world by each donating five million dollars to charity.
by Pat McCooch November 30, 2010
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Philap

1. (n.) The noise emitted when 2 or more strait men pleasure eachothers genitalia. (See also: Seth)

2. (v.) The act of pleasuring 1 or more strait men.

3. Poon hound fill me up.
Def. 1) I could hear them Philap through the wall.

Def. 2)

Guy 1: what do you guys want to do tonight.
Guys 2-6: (in unison) Philap
by Thehegemon June 14, 2013
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philadelphia taco

When you pee in someone's subwoofer, and then drop the bass to make the pee go everywhere.
Hey Dennis, did you enjoy the philadelphia taco I gave you today?
by TF2Player December 2, 2014
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Philadelphia Phillies

A baseball team that the city of Philadelphia makes out to be the greatest thing since sliced bread, but, in reality, doesn't amount to even a slice of bread. The majority of their fans suffer from drama queen mental illness.
The Philles have the most losses in MLB.
The Phillies have been around since 1884, and only have 2 championships.
The Philadelphia organization renamed their team 3 times in 2 years.
The Philadelphia Phillies? The New York New Yorkers, The San Francisco San Franciscos? So retarded, but... What did you expect from a group of lazy, drunk Philadelphia owners?
Pinstripes and red?
The Phillies old stadium was a shithole.
The current Phillies stadium is a joke.
Kobe Bryant grew up in Philadelphia as a Mets fan.
The 2008 World Series was the least watched World Series ever.
The Philadelphia Phillies have the worst fans. Not because their team is a threat in any way, or because they possess any real achievements, but, because they're a delusional, obese, unclassy, and loud-mouthed bunch.
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Philadelphia eagles

A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.
Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"

Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"

Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"
by DallasCowboys123 October 27, 2009
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