digital philastine

Someone who doesnt know about when the internet first came into mass use.

someone who said: 'Someone who grew up before the digital age and is fairly new to the internet. Basically anyone over the age of 28'

would be classed a digital philastine

by Jimbo3 July 12, 2007

Yahoo Philosopher

A person on yahoo that constantly tries to be 'deep' and 'brooding' but in reality just pretentious.

'I'm a yahoo philosopher, I'm 13 and my balls just dropped! Girls will love my complexity now.'

by Pseudo-Cynic September 14, 2015

piñata phile

A piñata phile is where you tie a rope around your partners stomach and attach it to the ceiling like your partner is a piñata. Then you smack your partners ass with a whip.

I piñata philed my girlfriend yesterday, her ass is red raw now. She liked it though.

by Daddy's hard cock May 22, 2016

Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

Wailes Pailes

Slang for pale and sickly.
Most commonly used in the states.

Oof, have you seen Iain, he's looking wailes pailes. I hope he feels better soon.

by CountryDaizy January 6, 2017

baby-phile

Baby-phile (sometimes also babyphile) is a ambiguous term used in the X-Files Fandom (Philedom) which may refer to:

1) a new fan of The X-Files that just recently became a fan of the show. Sometimes also referred to as "neophile".
One of the first usages if this term with this definition was first used during the 2012 X-Files Paley Event by an X-Phile in the audience.
2) a fan that was born after 2002 when the original run of the show ended.
3) an offspring of one or more X-Philes which is exposed to the fandom and thus most likely will become or became a fan by proxy.

The term is combination of the word baby and X-Phile (fans of the show The X-Files).

Since the end of The X-Files in 2002, a lot of baby-philes have joined the fandom.

by Mama_Anarchia June 25, 2018

Blurred Philosophic

Not understanding a single thing in Philosophy.

This person is a Blurred Philosophic!

by zontet September 4, 2020