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ur uncle pervert

The ultimate punisher after someone utters “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian”. The peasant that hears this will get destroyed. Now while they are vulnerable, you have to say everything they tried insulting you with and yell out “ur uncle perv” to 1. Destroy their entire career and 2. Forever traumatize them. If they say “no u” you have to yell out the ultimate combo finisher “ur uncle hella perv” to end them. They can’t come back from that. If they do, use your banishment card “begone thot to banish them while destroying their entire career and forever traumatizing them.
Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
Person 2: ur uncle pervert
Person 1: collapses
Person2: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur uncle a perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: ur uncle hella perv
Person 1: no u
Person 2: BEGONE THOT
Person 1: (Gets banished and is sent into the underworld)
by nut_in_my_face777 May 10, 2018
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eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.
30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.
by but for October 12, 2018
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adam the pervert

adam is a pervert man and wants to be spunked on by little children and he loves his salad "mummy whens the salad ready" haha yh man he likes his mum a bit to much,if i could describe how much he likes little kids i would but i can't im sorry, he likes to spunk in his mums scrambled egg and say its thia sweet chilli, his mum had an accident 35 years ago when she met a man called mano boy who was a druggie, mano boy like his weed, he kept his curtains closed cuz the peelers wanted him rlly badly his mum banned from his house cuz i stool his school bag, haha yh man. this was a joke nothing here is serious
adam the pervert loves to spunk on children
by cum sticks September 27, 2019
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National DeepThroat Prevention Day

April 30 is National Deepthroat Prevention Day. To stop these hoes form death by deepthroat
Mom: It's National Deepthroat Prevention Day.
Son: Cap!
by Ray Reeves April 30, 2021
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One hundo percento

A saying to depict enthusiastic agreement, but without looking excessive. The academic equivalent of "mood"
"Brain couldn't work out how to open phone"
"Brain needs phone-unable-to-open moments to balance out assessment moments"
"One hundo percento"
by Nikaf! May 2, 2021
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there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted

I got "there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted" when I typed gibberish
by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
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hermit the perverts son

hermirt the perverts son is hermit the perverts son
hermit the perverts son has a big shlong
by im gunna kms January 9, 2023
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