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dirty penguin

when one of the grooms men has sex with the bride on the wedding day
He is such a dirty penguin. He fucked his brothers wife in the bathroom on their wedding day.
by Mikeagod March 21, 2005
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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011
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penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
by Nebet May 9, 2011
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Penguin

A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.
Wow, what a penguin!
by ilessthan3you January 29, 2009
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Midwestern Penguin

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.
by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015
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twirling penguins

i just spent three hours twirling penguins
by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011
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oral penguin

The act of giving or reciveing oral sex while
playing club penguin or eating kid cuisine
Tucker - Zack your retarded

Zack - at least I get oral penguin
by Zack & Tucker August 8, 2016
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