While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.
Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.
by Masterofpuppetz March 15, 2005
When someone is taken advantage of in a sexual manor due to the mental retardation of the victim. Usually its disabled on disabled action.
In an episode of the classic ABC show program "Life Goes On". The episode featured a conversation between Corky and another handicaped individual where the topic was what they packed for lunch. One of the retarded people said he brought peanut butter and legos. It angered the character of Corky (played by Chris Burke)so much he grabbed the fellow Downie and raped him over a cafeteria lunch table.
by Patricio Bernardo Gouveia January 08, 2007
Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.
by thegrandeton March 24, 2014
A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
by PWS27 July 08, 2017
Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
by Klownrad December 04, 2020
smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million
man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts
by Timanzoh May 29, 2006
In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
by Dressagechick23 October 20, 2007