While a woman is on her period, another person spreads fecal matter on the woman's vagina and then begins to eat her out.
Since having sex with his wife was out of the question because she was on her period, Jim decided to make a peanut butter and jelly instead.
by Masterofpuppetz May 13, 2005
Get the peanut butter and jellymug. When someone is taken advantage of in a sexual manor due to the mental retardation of the victim. Usually its disabled on disabled action.
In an episode of the classic ABC show program "Life Goes On". The episode featured a conversation between Corky and another handicaped individual where the topic was what they packed for lunch. One of the retarded people said he brought peanut butter and legos. It angered the character of Corky (played by Chris Burke)so much he grabbed the fellow Downie and raped him over a cafeteria lunch table.
by Patricio Bernardo Gouveia December 13, 2008
Get the Peanut Butter And Legosmug. Peanut butter and jelly is a majestic sex alternative. You start by getting head from a lady. You then take shit from your own ass and wipe in on her face. She will then be very angry with you so you punch her in the nose causing it to bleed over her shitty face. This gives the perception of brown peanut butter and red strawberry jelly.
by thegrandeton May 2, 2014
Get the peanut butter and jellymug. A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.
Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.
by PWS27 July 11, 2017
Get the marijuana peanut butter cupmug. Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
by Klownrad December 4, 2020
Get the Peanut butter on the doorbell trickmug. smooth talks, so tricky that ur mind can't decode the true meanin behind... velvet guts...can trade a buck for a million
man, them cats is fools when it comes down to raps, i came in and scooped 2 of they honnies with my slick peanut butter guts
by Timanzoh May 31, 2006
Get the peanut butter gutsmug. In reference to males when their erection gets so big that it breaks their zipper on their pants, to the point of no repair.
by Dressagechick23 November 5, 2007
Get the peanut butter cookiemug.