chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

by ChrisParker March 9, 2022

George Parker

George is the georgiest George that ever Georged, he is the tallest George on the planet George where he is the leader of the race of George. If you get in George's way or are not as Georgie as a George should be, George will trample you like a Georgecake.

George Parker is the georgiest George that ever Georged.

by Wordzzzzzzzzz.zz March 15, 2022

Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022

Benis Parker

1. Just Penis Parker but adding a B emoji on Penis.
2. A YTP Shitpost variant.

If you're a normie, you'll say "Benis Parker" instead of "Penis Parker"

by Ronald Lee September 25, 2021

Peter Parker

The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.

Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.

by plskillmenow May 15, 2021

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

Battle of the Parkers

Nevermind the Battle of the Parkers happened again. We're all so fucking dead, it's up to the first name Parker.

Yo the Battle of the Parkers is getting kind of old.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023