pansexual

When you realize “wait a fucking minute that guy is hot, but so is that girl, and also that nonbinary creature. HOLY FUCK AND SO ARE THEY!” Yeah basically you just like all genders. NOT PANS THOUGH. WE DON’T FUCK PANS.

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh! I thought you like girls though?
Girl: The fuck? I’m pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Earring Pansexual

Not to be confused with an Earring Lesbian, Earring Pansexual's are a rare breed of Pansexual, who love to a unhealthy degree big and bulky earrings. However strange they may be.

"Hey dude isn't Alice a Earring Lesbian?"

"No, Alice is Pansexual."
"Oh, so she's an earring Pansexual."

"I guess so.."

by Appleinzeocean July 6, 2023

Pansexual

YUP WE LIKE FUCKING DISHES

Cheese: "mmm frying pans are so hot right?"
King: "Oh so you're pansexual"

by da_floofy_cheez_bean April 15, 2022

Pansexual

Pansexual(“pan”) is a sexual orientation within the LGBTQ community. Also called the “gender blind” sexuality, it’s defined by an attraction to a person, regardless of gender.(although some people use pan to describe attraction to all gender but with a preference) Pansexual is different to Bisexual, and no it does not qualify as an attraction to kitchenware.

Kat: i’m pansexual!
Lisa: so you’re attracted to pans??
kat: istg-

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig July 10, 2021

pansexual

weirdly attracted to pans (they shouldnt have been born

someone is defending the pan section in a shop with the manager from a pansexual

by bonkersishatmyself January 12, 2023

pansexual

Bisexual

but to make it more "opressed"

pansexual is just a bunch of nonsense

by Facts hurt thy September 25, 2023

Pansexual

A Pansexual person is someone who finds romantic or sexual attraction to all genders. The colors of the flag are pink, yellow, and blue. Pink represents female, yellow represents non-binary, and blue represents male

“Why does Izzy think everyone is so hot?”
“Because she’s pansexual. She likes everyone”
“Ohhh”

by IzZzy17 July 17, 2023