spiritual velvet

A gender.

She identifies as a spiritual velvet

by anti-pseudonym July 02, 2017

red velvet cupcake

Is when you cum inside a woman on her period.

My girl said she was on the rag. She let me get the red velvet cupcakes anyway.

by Dayton247 December 18, 2015

velvet hole

The vagina

I got some velvet hole last night

by nomad54321 February 15, 2014

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker February 28, 2016

Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.

The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Velvet jacuzzi

The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.

Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.

by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016

Red Velvet Switch

When you pull out a used tampon and a piece if shit out of a girl and switch spots.

April gave Brittany a red velvet switch at the party last night. It was

by Chicken 'n Melon December 15, 2021