vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016

Laceless vacation

basically when someone’s going to a mental hospital they can’t have shoe laces hoodies strings or anything you can hang yourself with

bob:i tried to kill myself
ricky:oh word

bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation

ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao

by Ethereal Steez April 16, 2022

quiet vacationing

to vacation lowkey. to tell no one of your weekend endeavors. to not ask for time off but call in sick to enjoy life privately.

That girl is always quiet vacationing, nobody ever knows where she goes.

by shotcaller411 May 23, 2024

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Vacation

period of time when you’re allowed to sleep in and relax but your body inevitably wakes you up at sunrise with the clear intention of mocking you.

dude it’s 6 am, we’re on vacation you need to get up!

by crying ginger November 24, 2020

vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

amish vacation

When you fill your sex partner's anus with heavy cream, and engage in anal fisting until the cream is churned into butter.

I took my girlfriend on an {Amish Vacation} last night, then we used the butter for pancakes the next morning!

by PepperBuns28 June 13, 2017