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JD Night

A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.

Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.
-Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."
by Aaron R Bourn March 18, 2007
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Night Pints

When good cunts go to a pub or bar for Pints at Night. Usually generates a large amount of laughter and the occasional deep conversation.
You up for Night Pints later?

What a laugh we had at Night Pints!
by nahs7426 August 17, 2016
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sleepless night

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.
by Mr.busch February 20, 2017
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slab night

a night of drinking alchohol, just to get drunk.
Alright Matt, you up for a slab night tonight?

Yeahh okay man, il bring some beers
by Louisene123 February 16, 2009
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swagger night

by Bucky Larson658588788 December 13, 2013
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Night Stank

Some fat ohioan twat who explosively shits himself at 2:27am, ruining everybody's experience at the sleepover and engulfing an entire room in a smell only comparable to a dead raccoon sprawled across a homeless man as a diy blanket. This person, is a Nightstank, a worse time than an Alaskan pipeline
"Augh wtf man, youre such a Night Stank!"
by @i_euq_i March 20, 2020
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DVD Night

An excuse to invite a girl/lad over to your house for sex
1; "Invited Cheryl over for a 'DVD Night' on Saturday"

2; "Yea, what happened?"

1; "The usual, got 15mins into the DVD and she was on top givin her loads!"

2; "Sweet dude!"
by charco9980 July 29, 2011
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