Urban lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.
I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Test Lag

Similar to Jet Lag; the dull and sleepy sensation one gets from taking a long test. Ranges from Minor Test Lag to Intense Test Lag.
Betty-Marie fell asleep as soon as she got home; she had some Major Test Lag!
by anti.DOT December 17, 2009
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liquor lag

When you've had tonnes to eat so that when you drink alcohol the effects are delayed.
I've killed a bottle of vodka but feel sober, guess I just have liquor lag because I stuffed out at the buffet earlier but I'll feel it later no doubt
by Nemlow January 01, 2018
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meth lag

"Meth lag" is like a tremendously worse case of "jet lag" after going without sleeping for multiple days while on crystal.
I really wasn't thinking clearly, and had total meth lag after doing a 4 day binge of chalk.
by AltraHuman January 30, 2017
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Florida Lag

When you are playing on the same server as a person in Florida and you lag because their internet sucks even when their not host. Usually caused because all the old people in Florida using up the internets.
Jeremy fix your god damn Florida Lag! I can barely fucking hit anyone.
Sorry guys its all these old people are using up all the internets.
by Nopecakoo January 28, 2011
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Jack Lag

The dissociative experience to real time upon watching several consecutive episodes of the Fox television show "24."

Similar to the feeling of jet lag when traveling between different time zones and experiencing a disconnection between the body's time clock and the actual time. A similar feeling occurs after watching Bauer Hour for too long.

"I've just watched 5 straight episodes of Bauer Hour and I don't know what time it is in real life. Oh well, I'll just go with whatever the last time was on the show, I'm Jack lagged"
by JohnBoyIce Geronimo March 07, 2009
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Death Lag

When your character is killed in the middle of something resulting from a horrible lag. The player's character could either be killed by an enemy player, the game environment, a NPC or some monster in the game. As long as the game connects via internet, then this could happen as long as that connection is bad or "laggy".

This mainly occurs in overpopulated MMORPGs or games with otherwise bad internet connections that occur frequently, eg. RuneScape and Call of Duty 4.
Player 1: "WTF happend?! We were just about to win!"
Player 2: "Damn noob killed me because I lagged."
Player 3: "Dude, you were just owned by a 'death lag'!"
by CCCLouds October 27, 2009
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