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Box Five

A commonly-used term in the Drum Corps and Marching Band communities used to describe things as very very good.

Derived from the judging sheets of marching competitions in which the fifth box is the highest score for a specific section.
"That sandwich was box five, bro!"
"The band got a perfect score, because every single point was in box five"
"Your girlfriend was box five last night, if you know what i'm saying"
by SkaKid123 June 22, 2009
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london box

Inner London motorway system planned in the 1970s but never built (hence the horrendous jams today). Term can be used for any worthwhile government project that never materialises, such as the often touted "Birmingham underground" system.
The government will never build an underground system in Birmingham. It will be just like the London Box. Maybe there was a deal in the 1960s that Birmingham will get reasonable roads and London will get reasonable trains.
by oracle January 31, 2005
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Boxing Gloved

The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.
Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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straight box

an affirmation of one's specific situation; cool, great, fine, excellent, complete
Need me to pick up a dirty thirty before I come by? Nope we're straight box.
by Joekreep June 17, 2008
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box of sand

In a fraudulent exchange of goods, term used to describe a worthless decoy object delivered in place of what was advertised. Originated from a number of eBay scams involving a seller offering expensive, heavy items (such as computer hardware), and ending with the mark being delivered a box filled with sand at their own cost.
"Wow! So all of this premium home theatre equipment in the back of your van is only $300? Tell me, is that box of sand compatible with HDMI?"
by peoplewantducks August 18, 2013
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straight box

an affirmation of one's specific situation; cool, great, fine, excellent, complete
Need me to pick up a dirty thirty before I come by? Nope we're straight box.
by Joekreep June 17, 2008
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Sniffy box

A box full of random things that smell weird.
Did you know Jimmy has a sniffy box ? He has it full of random crap like toe nail clippings, arse fur from a dog and a pair of your mother's used knickers.
by Fatterry April 19, 2018
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