by not Josh October 05, 2005
by GA Peach June 11, 2007
That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
by xximsomentalxx January 30, 2011
When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!
Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.
by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009
The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.
aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.
by Simon Lexington February 21, 2008
when you are walking the wrong direction and don't want to look like a fool walking the opposite way, so you pull out your phone, look at it, then start walking the opposite direction more comfortably.
Mark - look at billy doing the phone check. I should do that instead turning around like an idiot.
Nat - Billy, you're a genius
Nat - Billy, you're a genius
by mriaborat9 April 05, 2015
To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
by Jose99 January 30, 2007