by G-God January 26, 2017

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024

by Carl Williams November 17, 2022

A sheep less than one years old who has not given birth.
Often mis labeled as “baby lamb” by those who do not know what a sheep is, and assume it is a different animal from a lamb.
Often mis labeled as “baby lamb” by those who do not know what a sheep is, and assume it is a different animal from a lamb.
Person 1: Hey look! I got a baby lamb! Person 2: A lamb is a baby sheep, there’s no need to say “baby” in front of it. Did you drop out of grade school?
by DollyPartonsWig March 5, 2022

by FBI-Brandon February 1, 2021

by Jaypeebee00 November 16, 2022

Joshua I’ll lamb you
by Helllllooooo✨ October 4, 2021
