you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.
by miaobaid August 26, 2014
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I'm better than U-turn

Motorist No.1: Damn, I need to turn around. No U-turns, huh? Fuck it, I'll just pull an I'm better than U-turn.

Motorist No.2: Wow, what an asshole.
by Gagump May 17, 2009
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A go-to phrase for youtube comment boards used to offer consolation to youtube video content (usually a song) that, while otherwise relatively sub-par, is nevertheless far more accomplished and/or enjoyable than Rebecca Black's "Friday."
Youtube comment: Yo idk how this vid is kickin' on the front page when it should be chillin' on the back page, but it's still way better than Rebecca Black.
by Magzillas April 21, 2011
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you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!
Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
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orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 12, 2011
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bitch better have my money!

What a pimp says (to himself and others) when he's on his way to collect money from his hookers.
Hooker: Where ya goin', honey?
Pimp: I'm on my way to Krystal's! That bitch better have my money!
by J. Arigotti August 10, 2005
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