rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash May 22, 2014

custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.

Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.

by ez1134 March 22, 2017

Australian custard

Synonym for spunk as it's made 'down under'.

"Pass the Australian custard Steve"
"Dude, yuck"

by grumble bundle November 1, 2020

Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals

Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.

by MsLady2754 January 13, 2021

Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.

Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard

by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022

Tubby Custard

A larger guys cum.

She eagerly lapped up his tubby custard
He unloaded his tubby custard all over her naughty noo noo

by Tubby McTubbyCustard December 13, 2023

custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018