The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.
by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021
Get the Jam and custardmug. by Elvis sharkey January 19, 2020
Get the Custard gremlinmug. by Big pine lover November 23, 2021
Get the great wall of custardmug. by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023
Get the pork custardmug. Forbidden Custard (noun): This term is used to describe the runny, yellow-green nasal mucus that often accompanies the common cold or flu. It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
Get the Forbidden Custardmug. The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
Get the Custard Creammug. 