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Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.
I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.
by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021
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Custard gremlin

A woman who has a deep love for an ejaculating penis
Man as he ejaculates on Tara: "you're such a custard gremlin"
by Elvis sharkey January 19, 2020
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great wall of custard

Jesus boi, Tommie sure is the Great Wall Of Custard
by Big pine lover November 23, 2021
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pork custard

Another phrase for man gravy, or to simplify jizz
I bet she'd or he'd or they'd like some of my pork custard
by Pp pork meister July 7, 2023
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Forbidden Custard

Forbidden Custard (noun): This term is used to describe the runny, yellow-green nasal mucus that often accompanies the common cold or flu. It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard
Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister
by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024
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Beef custard

by Nyko bear December 18, 2021
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