Pulling a Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

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Pulled a Nash

Named for professional wrestler Kevin Nash. To catastrophically injure one's self while doing something mundane (Usually right after returning from an injury).

I pulled a Nash getting off the couch last night and tore my meniscus.

by Evalas November 27, 2012

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Pulled a bee

Killing to zero or mass numbers of your own players when attacking keeps and sub cities in evony

Pulled a bee last night on a blue sun.

Kamikaze
Suicide bomber

by Imacarole November 25, 2020

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Pull a Kobe

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.

After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.

by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009

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Pulling a kaito

Pulling a kaito consist of having his cake and eating it too........ On your birthday

ANYONE: "Today is gonna be very important to me. Are you gonna be there?"

KAITO: "Not if Calvin is there, or Chason and Elvis are together, or if you guys are doing anything i don't want to do, and I am especially not going if we all don't join together and make every moment, event, and spoken word about me.

ANYONE: I hate it when you are pulling a Kaito....

by 10 cubed times pain July 25, 2011

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