“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
by Travis123456 August 10, 2022
Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 14, 2010
a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...
by Daddy Grean Jeans October 09, 2009
P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
by Ohdeer October 20, 2009
To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015
John: I had nine cups of coffee yesterday. It was insanity on a stick.
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!
by Trendall July 12, 2011
Double-barrel 12 gauge blue steele Remington shotgun. Retails for around 109.95, produced in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
by aiden diabhal January 15, 2004