Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018

zucchini flowers

A disgusting ingredient for any meal.

I wanted to make a horrible meal so I added zucchini flowers to some otherwise delicious ingredients.

by Jesus1565456321567 June 17, 2018

rustic flower

a backwoods virgin

Momma said: Sherry Beth! Get your rustic flower ass back in this cabin before you done be a whore!

Sherry Beth: But momma, I promise we'll only do in the butt!

by Hurricane Jen March 24, 2017

Milk flower

Young gay lover, usually used by the subordinate male

Used in a sentence, such as "my succulent little milk flower"

by LogansDemiss July 11, 2017

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

dirt on a flower

The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'

Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.

by John Doaf December 5, 2009

bad flower

Some one who was a goody too shoes growing up, but decides to take a total turn in life and become someone else

Man you turned into a bad flower, I remember when you were so kind to everyone in high school.

by babyg3 March 10, 2015