Eight O'clock Matthew

After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.

Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.

by Drunkinacnj February 22, 2010

9 o'clock syndrome

after 9 PM, you start going loopy and delirious. but only after 9 PM!!!

8 o'clock pm: "dude im so tired."
9 o'clock pm:

"DUDE LET ME PEE IN YO MOUUUFFFF! I TINK I
I'M SUFFERING FROM DA 9 O'CLOCK SYNDROME!!!"

by TATTATATATA August 10, 2008

Your Mom O'Clock

When u wanna fuck ur friends mom

;)

Dude 1: Meet meh mom
Dude 2: Damn Your Mom O'Clock
Dude 1: Ew goddamn sicko
Mom: hey dude 2

by Ifuckedurmomsocallmedaddyhoe April 01, 2016

Suck my dick o'clock

The time that you are the most horny. Girlfriend/boyfriends time to suck your dick for no reason.

Omg babe it suck my dick o'clock you should probably get on that ;).

by Lechonputa2000 June 22, 2019

walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint August 21, 2005

4 o'clock Fever Syndrome

A syndrome that causes fevers occuring every twelve hours at the hours of 0400 and 1600. The cause of these fevers is of unknown etiology and can usually be cured with coca cola.

That kid has 4 o'clock Fever Syndrome.

by NAF July 27, 2006

5 o'clock boner

A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.

This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.

Limp dick motherfucker all over again.

"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..

"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register

The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.

God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..

The boner you wish you had during sex

by SLAA addict June 27, 2014