Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"
by Chazzisawesome May 19, 2011
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nut bat

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)
Oh god she's got the nut bat
by assbag hernandez October 26, 2005
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bumper nuts

Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.

They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.
Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.
by Fieldgrunt March 22, 2007
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Nut Custard

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.
by Natasha November 29, 2003
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nuts on the road

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.
Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!
by Benji H September 20, 2007
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swamp nuts

1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)
i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.
by minghi September 27, 2003
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weak nut

When a male ejaculates with no force. Semen only dribbles out of the penis.
1. "Yeah, I came but it was a weak nut."

2. "She gave such bad blow jobs, I could only muster a weak nut."
by McLoJack January 16, 2009
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