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door nonce

a person who can’t close a door properly according to my dad
“mia you can’t close that door properly you’re such a door nonce”
by mcjvis June 11, 2024
mugGet the door noncemug.

batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared
by Batty nonce May 10, 2018
mugGet the batty noncemug.

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls
oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !
by Nlcgang November 23, 2021
mugGet the Nick da noncemug.

Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020
mugGet the Blondie noncemug.

Nonce

That man is such a nonce
by Massivechode September 15, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Fat nonce

A large boy who likes kids under 12
by Mikeford November 1, 2021
mugGet the Fat noncemug.

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