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nolan

guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales
by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is the kindest person ever and he cares a lot about others. He is handsome, kind, usually high, has great hair, and deserves the world. He is also a chick magnet, a cat person, and loves sitcoms/dramas. If you ever come across a Nolan in your life, never let go because he will change you in a way no one else has.
"Hey did you see Nolan over there, I heard he has all the ladies."
"Oh my god yeah Nolan is so hot!"
by boykisser110 November 18, 2021
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Nolan

nolan got girls
by Superbeastkilr May 12, 2021
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Nolan

A furry. He might not seem like it, but he just hides it well. Likely married a dog in secret in 7th grade. The dog was 3.
by F9268 January 16, 2024
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Nolan Gate

an amazing band more people should know about
Derek: hey brother have you heard the song Axe Hold by Nolan Gate?
Derwin: yeah, it's good but I prefer fjord
Scott: I prefer dark matter
by paran0idpark April 9, 2023
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Nolan

The nicest man you'll ever meet. Will never cheat, and has a good sense of humor. And what makes it better he has a 56" cock and for it to not come out of the bottom of his pants, he has to wrap it around his thigh twice and shove it up his ass. Not in a gay way though, just so he doesn't trip on his cock.
Nolan's dick is sooooo huge omg!!!
by Gaynal July 16, 2017
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Nolan

An idiot of a man who cannot comprehend the most basic of the English lexicon, let alone all the tounges of which he is not native to.
Look, there goes Nolan, did you know he's illiterate!?
by FrederickBonLexi October 26, 2020
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