long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
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Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.
Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.
by Wagmatt January 20, 2025
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Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.
Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!
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Thong song

A Song in which is sung about a thong. A really cool nice song that horny gay guys sing before they get it on very passionately and intensely
I love to make thong songs before I fuck
by Dale dobback January 12, 2025
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Thong song

A song in which gay men make right before they fuck passionately and Intensely. The love making is so sweet and savory
I love making thong songs before I get pounded
by Dale dobback January 12, 2025
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badonka thong

the act of witch R.J Robinson yanks his pants down and rams his under-where (usually tighty whities) up his ass to make it appear that he is wearing a thong, all while he is bouncing around like a little school girl who had her period for the first time.
hey look, R.J. has a badonka thong
by Pimp Master R.J's a Fag October 23, 2011
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Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome
On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.
by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023
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