A resident of the Govan Hill; a district of Glasgow, Scotland. Typified by a flamboyant appearance the G-Hawk is the natural progression of the hipster in this specific geographical area. Often seen sporting a Bronski Beat style hat. Short trousers. Socks ridiculous, pointless or absent.
Check out the G-Hawk
by Dneil1278 September 19, 2023
Get the G-Hawkmug. When you are in such a beyond inebriated state either from drugs, alcohol or both that you when you are sitting down your body and mind contort into a new dimension to a similar fashion to that of Stephen Hawking.
We were all sitting around the camp fire drinking and smoking when we noticed Brady was so faded from the blunt that his eyes where closed, his head slanted and limbs were limp. He was hawked out.
by LordQuisiModo October 4, 2020
Get the Hawked Outmug. Jesse : Yeah dude Lizzy totally broad hawked Adrian in the parking lot.
Rick : Dude no way he got broad hawked?
Rick : Dude no way he got broad hawked?
by captain awesome123 October 2, 2016
Get the Broad Hawkmug. An old women who belongs on a broom , one that few wish to bed with nor quarrel with do to the assured demon summoning. An evil old bitch that won’t shut up!
by Chris McClain March 11, 2023
Get the bitty hawkmug. For context:
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom
"Wet Hawk" (noun):
A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.
The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Fire truck = huge black dude
Dump truck=small Asian chick
Flatbed truck = your Mom
"Wet Hawk" (noun):
A meticulously coordinated and unconventional waste disposal maneuver involving one fire truck, two dumpster trucks, and a flatbed truck. The Wet Hawk is a spectacle that takes place when the fire truck engages in a peculiar waste redistribution process. It begins by unloading a significant load of refuse into the first dumpster truck. Curiously, the fire truck proceeds to deposit a second load of trash into the very same dumpster truck. At this point, the plot thickens as the dumpster truck takes charge, expertly transferring both loads of waste and trash onto a waiting third flatbed truck.
The climax of the Wet Hawk is reached when the third flatbed truck, acting as the grand orchestrator, reverses the process, returning the combined loads back onto the fire truck. This strange and intricate dance of waste management leaves bystanders bewildered and questioning the purpose and efficiency of such a convoluted operation.
Person 1: "Dude, did you see that crazy waste disposal process yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was like a Wet Hawk or something. The fire truck dumped everything into the dumpster truck, then they shuffled it onto the flatbed truck, only to put it back on the fire truck again. Bizarre!"
by Take_your_Doxy July 18, 2023
Get the Wet Hawkmug. by luisishorny February 25, 2021
Get the hawk tfoomug. I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!
by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010
Get the Noodle Hawkmug.