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couple goals

The best relationship ever, forever thing, 4 lifers, never ending unconditional love, & genuine happiness.
Wow, Look at Sophia and Brian! They're couple goals!
by anonymous2618 March 14, 2022
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Couple goals

Mia and Ethan
literally just Mia and Ethan
damn, Mia and Ethan are literal couple goals, wish i could be like them
by aznsmug January 30, 2022
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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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Couple Goals

Yusuf and Naima are Couple Goals, they’d make an amazing couple.
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Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey
by Steven rain October 10, 2021
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couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
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have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!
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tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”
tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩
by Yessir2837 September 10, 2021
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