by turtlesac November 25, 2016
I spoke to Francis. He's been promoted to an intelligence officer. Francis the talking mule, loves apples.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 04, 2021