by TheDrinker69 May 31, 2018
the act of swabing your fecal infested penis on your lovers face after removing it from his anus, and vomiting semen upon their head.
by king of knowledge September 18, 2003
by Durhamsandwich August 24, 2008
Intense love for the Toledo Mudhens. Most notably shown by old time players for them. Especially Ed Crankshaft and Fred "Dusty" Duncan.
Dusty: Hey Ed, there's a Mudhens game on the TV tonight. Want to watch it?
Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!
Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.
Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
Ed: Oh yeah, big time muddy love, man!
Dusty: I bet we're in it, too! This must be from at least 1945.
Ed: Once a Mudhen, always a Mudhen. You never lose the muddy love!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010
Okay listen up. This sexual act is for any type of person who may have the desires of a total phsyco.
.You will need.
1. 4 Rops about 5 feet long each.
2. A fold out chair
3. A Partner who is willing to do anything.
4. An appetite for shit.
Okay first, you tie your partner's ankles to his/her wrists (Right ankle to right wrist and left ankle to left wrist.)
With the slack of the knot, you tie another knot to the top rest of a chair. You then make sure your partner is hanging slightly off the ground when you sit and put weight on the other side of the chair. Now, you put your legs between the space in the backrest and the seat as if you are sattling a horse. You will hold on to the rope tied to the top of the seat and then proceed to take a shit all over your partners face.
Thank you for your time.
.You will need.
1. 4 Rops about 5 feet long each.
2. A fold out chair
3. A Partner who is willing to do anything.
4. An appetite for shit.
Okay first, you tie your partner's ankles to his/her wrists (Right ankle to right wrist and left ankle to left wrist.)
With the slack of the knot, you tie another knot to the top rest of a chair. You then make sure your partner is hanging slightly off the ground when you sit and put weight on the other side of the chair. Now, you put your legs between the space in the backrest and the seat as if you are sattling a horse. You will hold on to the rope tied to the top of the seat and then proceed to take a shit all over your partners face.
Thank you for your time.
This chick down at the strip joint thinks she can take a muddy monsoon so im going over to her place tonight with all the supplies. She does'nt know what shes in for.
by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE October 21, 2008
when a man is having anal sex with a woman(or a man)then he has the woman give him a blowjob after that he preceeds to ejaculate into her mouth then the woman(or man) spits it back into his mouth.
by Nick Mattingly February 26, 2003