Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.

Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

chutter monkey

a little bitch that smells like cat shit

this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back

by mike headmon January 3, 2009

Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

monkey soup

yeah its just as it sounds, monkey that's turned into soup, people use this as an insult as well.

Wallahi, one more move and I'll turn you into monkey soup.
Allie fam that guys a monkey, and about to become monkey soup.

by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021

mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!

omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

by scottishchihuahua888 January 14, 2011

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 February 10, 2012