Ur sister a mister

Only use this phrase if you are prepared for the consequences. This phrase is the offspring of “ur mom gay” and “ur daddy lesbian,” and the breeder of it was Satan himself. It is the worst thing that you can say to someone. If the arguments gets to “ur grandpap a trap” and it’s your turn, chain yourself down before you use this. It’s deadly.

Steve: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Steve: ur dad lesbian
John: ur granny tranny
Steve: ur grandpap a trap, ha, no coming back from that!
John: *chains himself down while fire sprouts from every hole of his body*
UR SISTER A MISTER!!!!!!!
Steve: *explodes into atom size pieces that are on fire as Satan pulls his soul down past hell to the unknown
God: *tears pour down his face* holy shit!

by Thicc Lobster May 15, 2018

Pittsburgh Coal Miner

The act of eating the dirty ass of a very large person. The flaps of skin covering the area around the ass sometimes prevent it from becoming completely clean. The coal miner term is used because the face is covered in shit, much like a coal miner's face would be covered with coal.

I gave that huge bitch a Pittsburgh coal miner after the party.

by pat mindkiler June 5, 2007

Miner's Code

The Miner's Code essentially means going for a period of time without masturbating. The term "mining" refers to masturbation, or more specifically, ejaculation for its similarities to mining for a precious stone or metal.

"Hey Marc, I hear you've broken the Miner's Code last night?"
"It's true, I did break The Code."

by Marc Snitzer August 19, 2006

krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.

Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.

by toll February 7, 2007

Miner

The one who is owner of something.

Oscar: Look at this! This is mine already.
Kate: Really? Means you are its miner, man.

by Bogachenco December 16, 2011

Les Miserables

A play based on a book which was originally written in French. All of the characters, with the exception of Marius and Cosette, die. It is set during the French Revolution. It was originally preformed on Broadway in 1987.

Do you hear the people sing? Lost in the valley of the night. It is the music of a people who are climbing to the light. For the wretched of the earth there is a flame that never dies. Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. They will live again in freedom in the garden of the lord. They will walk behind the plowshare. They will put away the sword. The chain will be broken and all men will have their reward. Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see? Do you hear the people sing? Say do you hear the distant drums? It is the future that they bring when tomorrow comes.

by Katie January 2, 2004

minerals

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)

*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!

by Zenhachirou August 23, 2004