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Mission LaCoste

When you go to da club and intentionally are way too much of a gentlemen to random ladies you meet.(eg. Escorting your random woman/biatch to the toilet and dancfloor, holding her hair back as she pukes, and asking for phone number at the end of first grind)

What the creepers mission is= a Mission LaCoste
HaHa Man you just totally pulled a mission Lacoste.
by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007
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Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
by bullernub January 5, 2011
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MISSION MAN

He was a MISSION Man. Meaning he was a man with a mission. He was on a mission to sell drugs. He was a dealer in drugs. He was on a MISSION to spread the word. People who did drugs were not evil, and could "do drugs" with out being evil, or being the devil if you gave drugs ro sold drugs to other people
Crazy Jannie and her MISSION man were back in the ally trading hands
by Old Man Parker December 12, 2021
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ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>
Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.
by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008
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Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal
I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

Australian missionary is the best!”
by Shablammy October 23, 2019
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Indiana Missionary Position

When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.
James: Hey man, how did your date go?

Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.
by Ed Huntet February 12, 2022
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Mr Tranny on a mission

Oh there goes Mr Tranny on a mission, hiding behind his computer again. Why doesn't he just move already?
by Checkyospirit September 9, 2018
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