midnight service

During the late 1950s, the act of stealing hubcaps off cars at night.

My car received some unwanted midnight service.

by Ampris May 6, 2017

Midnight Sahara

After havung sex without lubrication and in the act of foreplay you grab icy hot instead of lubrication. The aforementioned naughty parts of your partner are engulfed and your relationship is tarred.

Guy 1: oh dude I completely messed up last night...

Guy 2: what?

Guy 1: I midnight sahara'd my girlfriend last night...

Guy 2: hahahahaha!

by Dacatameow March 21, 2012

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021

midnight girl

A midnight girl is a girl that only comes out at night most of the time but not all the time

guy1; hey there is a new girl in town ,

guy2 ; she's not new she's been in this town for a year she's a midnight girl she only comes out at night

by moonpiece February 20, 2017

Midnight Gardener

A serial killer who subtly disposes of the bodies of their victims by burying them at midnight in their gardens under the pretext of doing some midnight gardening

"I see your neighbour was at it again last night?" "Yeah, you need to watch your step with him, he's a real midnight gardener"

by MC86 June 24, 2021

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

midnight entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal cats and wheels off cars at night.

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to it eventually

by hueyz July 2, 2022