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Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 December 30, 2011
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Midget Mack

by TeyBenn August 12, 2020
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sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.
Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.
by Wags25 December 9, 2008
mugGet the sweater midgetsmug.

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.
Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle
by Cert Andy June 7, 2016
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Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see
Cohens a midget!!
by A sink December 12, 2019
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Midget Slurper

One who is addicted to sucking the life out of dwarfed homo sapiens through their genitalia until they shrivel up like a withered old lady.
by purplelvmbo September 29, 2017
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