menditocity

death by decapitation

"Doctor, what did she die of?" " i regret to tell you this .. but it was Menditocity."

by Trista and Jesse June 21, 2008

Mendelevius

A starting point for many diseases.

Curing a Mendelevius will cure most infections.

by Pulp Soot February 16, 2009

mendoted

When a goalie is chipped from the opposing team's side resulting in a goal. Usually followed by a state of utter embarrassment.

The home team won the game due to the opposing team's goalie being mendoted.

by hyesoccerguy December 18, 2008

Mendezvous

When 2 men take an exclusive vacation together; specifically if the destination is the home town of one or the other. The dominant male will peacock his knowledge of the city, taking his partner to fine dining establishments & telling stories of past adventures. Mendezvous'ers typically have striking features, nice shoes, and feathered hair (Farrah Hair).

While dining at the The Signature Room, Alain winked at the hostess to avoid anybody thinking he might be on a mendezvous with Isaac.

by GoHomeRod August 10, 2010

Mendenhalling

A celebratory hump when your team wins a big game.

Did you see John Mendenhalling Chad when the Steelers won the Superbowl?

by Baron Shenanigans January 24, 2011

Mendralt

The BOSS

OMG is that Mendralt? What is he doing here so early? Nevermind that! Quickly! Back to work peasants, Mendralt is coming.

After averaging the highest possible grade in my class I was voted most likely to be Mendralt.

How did coach break the news to you? He brought me in his office and told me my next opponent is Mendralt and he's undefeated. FML

by Gorilla Press October 19, 2011

Mendik

Canadian slang for "Bitch".
Usually used to insult russians.

Look at that mendik, he sure is a little bitch

by helloitsjanelle November 6, 2012