Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025
Get the Melon Ballingmug. In coursework this is the filler that from a glance looks good but when looked at more closely is utter dog. Derived from the white melon that is present in most bang average fruit salads that is used as filler material but provides no enjoyable flavour.
by willynilly March 22, 2024
Get the White melonmug. 
Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
Get the Melon headmug. by hugh5050 April 21, 2010
Get the melon soupmug. An amazing youtuber whos making it to being popular! In real life hes an all around amazing guy! You should go sub to his channel.
by Ifartoncakes July 30, 2019
Get the Melon Spicemug. Me: yo have you heard of Yoda melon ?
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
Friend: Melon he is, massacring sudanese civillians he is tired of
by xmightyz June 16, 2019
Get the Yoda melonmug.