the greatest place on earth.
Everyone is on myspace. Over 90 million people. It is not just teenagers. Go ahead, get addicted.
Everyone is on myspace. Over 90 million people. It is not just teenagers. Go ahead, get addicted.
by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006

The most addictive website ever created. Really don't sign up. You will be addicted forever. You feel the need to go on it 24/7 and you will spend hours making your profile look nice only to become bored with it the next day and do it all again.
You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it.
You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet.
ITS BRILLIANT!!!
You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it.
You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet.
ITS BRILLIANT!!!
by twigggyy January 29, 2007

An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On myspace, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having myspace accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.
"Yo man, we are having a myspace party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."
"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on myspace!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."
"I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."
"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on myspace!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."
"I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."
by Jamesthe3rd June 21, 2006

"Dude, aren't you "SAMxSAVAGE" off myspace?"
by Hollitha_x March 9, 2008

by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008

When i kid is crying and cutting himself in the corner because he didn't get more than 50 comments on his new emo picture, "myspace" has gotten to him.
by Codizzle3 January 18, 2008

a cult that will suck you in whatever chance it gets.
Don't be fooled, children.
Myspace is bad shit.
Don't be fooled, children.
Myspace is bad shit.
by OHMYJULIET. April 12, 2008
