LOLzels

Laugh out loud so hard you fall off the chair and hit your head on the way down to the floor."

Guy - Hey beautiful, where were you all night?
Girl - Sorry, got busy on the cell.
Guy - You won't believe this - I got bored and added your Mom as a Facebook friend; and then she tried to chat up for some Cyber Sex.
Girl - wtf; you bastard; I'll cut your nuts off.
Guy - Aww baby. I was just kidding. But damn, I got you so good. LOLzels.
Girl - You better be telling the truth or I will cut you.
Guy - I am baby, I am. I was all just a joke.

by tony1111 December 20, 2009

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013

loose back

Chill, relaxed, calm cool and collected.

Yeah, he's loose back, he's a cool dude.

by Jostiahls December 16, 2013

loose leaf

Do you have any rolling papers, papers, cigarette papers, or just regular school loose leaf.

Yo, Omar do you have any "loose leaf" for a joint?

by Meesh_onmars September 21, 2016

loose poose

A poose that is substantially looser than a normal poose

Example: ally has a loose poose bagoose.

by Bagoose July 11, 2016

Loose

Adj. The lack of (or having very few) morals.

Gary Strudel: Yo Matao, you are such a loose goose!
Mike Flucker: Better get them morals in check!
Matao Froond: Stop yelling! I don't want people to think I am loose.

by NetherRealm February 21, 2017

loose in the juice

What happens when you cum in your sheets and sleep in them afterwards.

Usually done by kids who dont know better.

Two idiots:

Guy 1: Yo duude, what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I got loose in the juice

Guy 1: Sick bro, I love doing that. Hell, ill go do it right now.

by Zoobsta May 17, 2018