A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.
Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"
by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008
Get the Epic Longmug. by shortsapphire February 20, 2011
Get the long rubymug. by long gooch May 4, 2018
Get the long goochmug. jerry: ye shouldn’t dare make me pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis on the potty like that.
joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!
joe: wow, good sir, that’s a rather interesting long word to use!
by wow you’re so smart bro May 17, 2023
Get the long wordmug. When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 4, 2018
Get the Long skidmug. person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”
by anonymous April 3, 2021
Get the long chocolatemug. by Shrek the real 2020 December 15, 2020
Get the Long wooooooorororoorororrdmug.