Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

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long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

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When one must take a giant shit and would rather not say it directly, the alternative is to advise they are going to take a long Wilson. Also the last name of and English couple in Peckham rye, London.

“Fuck, that curry has gone right though me...think I need to take a long-Wilson.”

by Long-Wilson December 27, 2019

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Youtube long

An online video of a length that would not traditionally be considered long but in the age of the internet and short attentions spans may as well be a feature length film. Basically anything over 3 minutes and god help you if it over 8

Hey when you get a chance you should watch this video. I know it's Youtube long but it's totally worth it.

by ahk057 June 20, 2016

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Long Face

A guy who has a massive shlong and takes mirror pics with it. He likes to take bad selfies and often asks for toe pics.

Omg this guy who added me on snapchat is a total long face!

by AinsJC February 9, 2021

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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.

"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."

by DutchPirate April 19, 2019

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