Logical Shitstorm Continuum

The Logical Shitstorm Continuum basically amounts to a giant "tank" where all the stupidest, most nonsensical and illogical things that people think, say, and do are being stored by God for the day when He gets to point out what a bunch of fucking assholes the lot of us are and how lucky we are that He forgives us for it. When this "tank" finally hits full, the Apocalypse will begin, the world will end, and a whole lot of people are going to say, "Wow, not only is there a God, but He really did keep track of every stupid thing I said and did."

It also serves as a storage facility for every one of Will Ferrell's movies, though this is keeping in line with the preceding definition.

"Think twice about making that speech, Mr. President. It threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum, and you don't want that to mark the end of your presidency."

"A new Will Ferrell movie was released this weekend, and the United Nations was relived to find that the Logical Shitstorm Continuum has remained intact."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

cop logic

A method of thinking used by police offers to justify their actions. It is often confusing and not understood by non police officers.

If a non white is outside then they must be committing a crime.

If they are committing a crime then they must be arrested.

If a non white is outside then they must be arrested.

cop logic 101

by pseudonymouslyarriffic July 27, 2011

Duck Dynasty Logic

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'

'What the hell dude?'

'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'

by Nale Dixon December 22, 2013

Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009

Logic

Something that the general population of good ole 'murica lacks.

85% of americans believe in an all-knowing invisible man in the sky. logic ftw.

by AkiraKurosawa September 4, 2011

Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

by bumskie March 19, 2011

Logicable

A justification for having an amount of knowledge.

KIm K. "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity"
Kanye. W "Babe, that's so logicable"

by Paige Jazmin Willow February 5, 2020